I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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