Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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