My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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