He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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