I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She told me I should be a condom model.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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