fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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