I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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