Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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