Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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