I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Randomize