I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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