all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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