But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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