u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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