I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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