you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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