My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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