You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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