I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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