She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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