i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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