Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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