your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
you inspire me to be a worse person
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize