So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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i need some magic done to my vagina
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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