Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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