He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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