It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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