I have demons in me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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