Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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