ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Shame is for Republicans.
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