We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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