Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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