wakey wakey hands off snakey
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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