Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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