I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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