Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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