I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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