Me. At least after what I've been through.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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