when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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