I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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