we have officially lost it.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
This house was built for laser tag.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I still have a little drunk in my system
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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