So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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