I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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