Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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