I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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