I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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