Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Watching her eat just hurts me
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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