Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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What a dumb baby whore.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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