are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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