There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I need water and some morals
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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